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A Texan is admiring the Niagara Falls when a local approaches him and says, ‘Bet you’ve got nothing like that where you come from.’ ‘No,’ admits the Texan. ‘But we’ve got plumbers who could fix it.’
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A doctor calls a plumber in the middle of the night. ‘Why are you ringing me at this hour?’ says the plumber. ‘Look, it’s an emergency,’ says the doctor. ‘If it was the other way round you’d expect me to come out, wouldn’t you?’ ‘Okay,’ says the plumber. ‘What’s the problem?’ ‘The toilet’s broken,’ says the doctor. The plumber says, ‘Give it two aspirin and call me again if it’s not better in the morning.’
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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house so he calls a plumber. The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, fixes the leak then hands the doctor a bill for £400. The doctor exclaims, ‘This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!’ The plumber replies, ‘Neither did I when I was a doctor.’
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A plumber calls at a house to do some emergency work. The door is answered by a women wrapped in a towel who’s obviously had her bathtime interrupted. ‘I’m afraid you’ve caught me in a terrible dilemma,’ says the lady. ‘That’s all right,’ says the plumber. ‘The last lady I caught was in a dirty kimono.’
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A plumber is called to a house to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrives he is pleased to discover that the lady of the house is both beautiful and very friendly. One thing leads to another and the two end up in the bedroom. Suddenly the phone rings and the woman answers it. ‘That was my husband,’ she says when she puts down the receiver. ‘He’s on his way home, but he’s taking a flight out of town at eight. If you come back then we can take up where we left off.’ The plumber looks at the woman in disbelief. ‘What?’ he says. ‘On my own time?’
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A woman calls in a plumber when her washing machine breaks down. The plumber arrives, studies the machine, then produces a hammer and gives it a hefty whack. The washing machine starts working again and the plumber presents a bill for £200. ‘Two hundred pounds?’ says the woman. ‘All you did was hit it with the hammer.’ So the plumber gives her an itemised bill: ‘Hitting washing machine with a hammer – £5. Knowing where to hit it – £195.’
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what did the plumber say when he dumped his wife? its over flo!
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