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Hans and Fritz went mountain climbing with their mother. She slipped and fell a thousand feet and Fritz hollered, ‘Look, Hans! No ma!’
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff!
Why are mountain climbers curious? They always want to take another peak.
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A search and rescue team was assembled and sent on a mission to find an aeroplane that had crashed on top of a mountain. It was their duty to rescue any survivors. After finally reaching the top of the mountain, they came upon the crash site. At the site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he noticed the rescue team. ‘Thank you, God!’ he cried out in relief. ‘I am saved!’ The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades. The survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. ‘You can’t judge me for this,’ he insisted. ‘I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?’ The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. ‘I won’t judgeyou for doing what was necessary to survive but, my God, man, yourplane only went down yesterday!’mulesWho has the most fun when you tickle a mule?He may enjoy it but you’ll get a bigger kick out of it.
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