A husband and wife wake up one morning. The husband leans over to kiss his wife on the cheek but she says, ‘Don’t touch me! I’m dead!’ ‘What on earth are you talking about?’ says the husband. ‘We’re both lying here talking.’ The wife replies, ‘I know. But I’m definitely dead.’ ‘You can’t be dead,’ replies her husband. ‘What in the world makes you think you’re dead?’ His wife replies, ‘I must be dead. I woke up this morning and nothing hurts!’