A policeman was coming home from work one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a colleague coming towards his car, so he asked what was wrong. The cop said, ‘We are in a crisis situation. Tony Blair is in the road very upset. He does not have the £15 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire.’ The policeman asked exactly what he was doing there. His colleague said, ‘I feel sorry for the prime minister so I am going car to car asking for donations.’ ‘How much do you have so far?’ asked the policeman. ‘Well, as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!’