ManWalksIntoAJoke.com is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. Whether you are down the pub with friends or trying to impress at the office, ManWalksIntoAJoke.com has something for you!
Joke categories are listed down the left hand side of the site, where you can find jokes on literally everything; wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also the well known favourites such as changing light bulbs, knock knock, and of course ‘man walks into a bar...’
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All original jokes are taken from the bestselling books; Man Walks Into A Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-Liners by Stephen Arnott and Mike Haskins and Man Walks Into A Bar 2 by Jonathan Swan. Both titles are published by Ebury Press which is part of The Random House Group. For more information visit http://www.eburypublishing.co.uk/
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