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17 Knock, knock Jokes

Knock Knock, who’s there? The old ones are always the best… find your favourite knock knock jokes here!

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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open till Christmas!
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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne de bath, I’m dwowning.
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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides dese trousers, you pay for dese trousers.
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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Rudolph. Rudolph who? Money is the Rudolph of all evil!
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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? The Gestapo. The Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein.
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Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wed wed wobin comes bob bob bobbin’ along…
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Who’s there? Woo. Woo hoo? No need to get carried away, it’s just a joke.
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Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas!
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Who’s there? Graham Elliot. Graham Elliot who? How soon we forget!
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Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
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Who’s there? Igloo. Igloo who? Igloo knew Suzie like I knew Suzie…
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Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful…
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Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow business like show business!
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Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger.
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Who’s there? Wenceslas. Wenceslas who? Wenceslas train home?
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Knock Knock Who"s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!
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Knock knock!...who"s there? Bernade. Bernade who? Bernade Matthews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Knock Knock! Who"s there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who? Dishwasher way I shpoke when I losh my falshe teef!
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Knock knock whose there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on a bicycle
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