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17 Knock, knock
Knock Knock, who’s there? The old ones are always the best… find your favourite knock knock jokes here!
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open till Christmas!
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne de bath, I’m dwowning.
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides dese trousers, you pay for dese trousers.
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Rudolph. Rudolph who? Money is the Rudolph of all evil!
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? The Gestapo. The Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein.
Knock, Knock... Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wed wed wobin comes bob bob bobbin’ along…
Who’s there? Woo. Woo hoo? No need to get carried away, it’s just a joke.
Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas!
Who’s there? Graham Elliot. Graham Elliot who? How soon we forget!
Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
Who’s there? Igloo. Igloo who? Igloo knew Suzie like I knew Suzie…
Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful…
Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow business like show business!
Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger.
Who’s there? Wenceslas. Wenceslas who? Wenceslas train home?
Your Knock, knock
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock knock!...who"s there? Bernade. Bernade who? Bernade Matthews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dishwasher way I shpoke when I losh my falshe teef!
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle