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‘Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.’ Groucho Marx
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A boy fly sees a cute girl fly land on a pile of crap. He buzzes down and says, ‘Excuse me, miss. Is this stool taken?’
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A couple of fleas are planning a trip to the far side of a house. One turns to the other and says, ‘Shall we hop or take the cat?’
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How did the firefly burn himself to death? Trying to screw a lit cigarette.
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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito? You slap him and he slaps you back.
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I bought some mothballs the other day. Talk about useless. Have you ever tried to hit a moth with one of those things?
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What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? He shot it!
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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
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What goes zzub, zzub? A bee flying backwards!
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What’s green and can jump a mile in a minute? A grasshopper with hiccups!
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What’s the last thing to go through an insect’s brain when it hits your car windscreen? Its backside.
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What’s worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half a maggot.
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Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.
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What’s a myth? A female moth!
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A woodworm bumps into another woodworm: ‘How’s life?’ he asks. ‘Boring,’ replies the other. ‘I have had a perfectly wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.’ Groucho Marx
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A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ‘Have you killed any?’ she asks. ‘Yep,’ replies her husband. ‘Three males and two females.’ ‘How can you tell?’ she says. He replies, ‘Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.’
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After 25 year William, a political prisoner is released, all he has is the clothes he stands up in, a few pounds he had saved working in the prison library and his best mate, Jimmy. Jimmy, an ant,lives in a match-box and had been by Williams side for over twenty years. He could understand William, do simple tricks and comfort him in the low times. They were inseparable. William wanted his taste of beer as well as freedom so walked into the first pub he came upon, a spit and sawdust place. He ordered a pint a whilst the barman was pulling his pint he open the match-box and let Jimmy crawl out onto the counter, the barman returned and William, as proud as punch said "You see this ant" "Yeah we"re plagued by them in here" said the barman and squashed Jimmy under his thumb.
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