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16 Frogs Jokes

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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his personal psychic adviser tells him: ‘You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.’ The frog is thrilled. ‘This is great! Will I meet her at a party?’ ‘No,’ says his adviser, ‘in her biology class.’
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Did you hear about the illegally parked frog? He had to be toad away.
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How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!
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What did the frog order at McDonald’s? French flies and a Diet Croak.
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What did the policeman say to the naughty frog? ‘Go on, hop it.’
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy!
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog!
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What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?
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What’s red and green and red and green and red and green? A frog in a blender.
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What’s white on the outside and green on the inside and hops? A frog sandwich.
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Where do frogs fly flags? Tadpoles.
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Where do frogs sit? On toadstools.
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Where do tadpoles change? In a croakroom!
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area!
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What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy? Star warts!
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A wide-mouthed frog walks into a bank and up to a teller who the frog notices is called Miss Whack. "I"d like to arrange a substantial loan" the frog says to Miss Whack. She peers at him closely and asks if he has any collateral. "Certainly" says the frog, handing over a china ornament. "Oh and it might help you to know that Mick Jagger is my Dad. Completely baffled, Miss Whack, goes to see her Manager, and tells him what has happened. The Manager looks at the ornament and smiles at Miss Whack. Then he says....... "It"s a nick-nack Patty Whack... give the frog a loan. His old man"s a Rolling Stone"
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what do frogs order at mcdonslds?? french flies and croaka cola
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