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22 Dentists Jokes

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A dentist is working on a female patient’s teeth when he asks her if she’d mind screaming loudly. She does so then asks why. ‘I’ve got to catch a train in thirty minutes,’ he replies. ‘And my waiting room is packed.’
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A husband and wife enter a dentist’s surgery. The husband says, ‘I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.’ ‘You’re a brave man,’ says the dentist. ‘Now, which tooth is it?’ The husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Show him your tooth, dear.’
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A patient is asking a dentist his prices. ‘How much for an extraction?’ ‘Seventy pounds,’ replies the dentist. ‘Seventy quid? For a few minutes’ work,’ complains the patient. ‘I can make it last all afternoon if you like,’ replies the dentist.
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A Texan goes to the dentist. ‘Your teeth look fine,’ says the dentist. ‘Nothing needs doing here.’ ‘Drill anyway,’ says the Texan. ‘I feel lucky.’
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A woman drops her false teeth in the park and is unable to find them in the long grass. A passer- by spots her predicament and offers her a spare set. Unfortunately the teeth are too loose so the passer-by offers her a second pair. These are too tight so the passer-by gives her a third set which fit perfectly. ‘Thank you,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been looking for a good dentist for ages.’ ‘I’m not a dentist,’ says the passer-by. ‘I’m an undertaker.’
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Did you hear about the man who put his false teeth in backwards and ate himself?
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I accidentally left my electric toothbrush on all night. I’ve never seen the bathroom look so clean.
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I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I’ve got striped teeth.
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I went to the dentist. He said, ‘Say, aaah.’ I said, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘My dog’s died.’
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Man, to dentist, ‘Can you recommend anything for yellow teeth?’ Dentist, ‘A brown tie?’
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My dentist found a very big cavity when he examined me. In fact it was so big he sent me to a chiropodist.
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My uncle was the best false teeth maker in town – they were so lifelike they even ached.
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Three ways to keep your teeth: brush after every meal, see your dentist every few months, and keep your nose out of other people’s business.
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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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First tramp: I see my dentist twice a year. Second tramp: Really? First tramp: Yes, once for each tooth.
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped.
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What did the tooth say to the dentist? ‘Fill ’er up.’
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What time is it when you must go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
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Why are dentists artistic? Because they are good at drawing teeth.
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Why did the Irishman save his old magazines? He wanted to be a dentist.
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Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
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