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6
Days of the week Jokes
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‘It’s gone for ever – for ever, I tell you!’ ‘What has?’ ‘Yesterday!’
2
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Remember, you should always give 100% at work: 12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday.
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are weak days!
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What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’? Today and Tomorrow!
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A calendar’s days are numbered.
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If you think today isn’t such a great day – try missing it.
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