Get the Joke of the Day
in your inbox:
Get 20% off with rBooks
An Amish boy and his father are visiting a hotel complex when they come across a pair of shiny metal doors. An old lady presses a nearby button. The doors open and the Amish pair watch as the old lady steps inside a small room. The doors close behind her, and the Amish man and his son watch curiously to see what will happen next. Shortly they hear the ‘ting’ of a bell. The doors open and a beautiful young woman steps out and walks away. The Amish man turns to his son and says, ‘Jeremiah. Go get your mother.’
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she’s pulled over by a cop. ‘Ma’am,’ says the cop. ‘You ought to know you have a broken reflector on your buggy.’ ‘I’ll let my husband know as soon as I get home,’ replies the Amish lady. ‘There’s something else,’ says the cop. ‘One of your reins seem to be tied to your horse’s testicles. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too.’ Back home the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop. ‘He said the reflector is broken,’ says the lady. ‘I can fix that in two minutes,’ says her husband. ‘Anthing else?’ ‘I’m not sure,’ says the lady. ‘Something about the emergency brake…’
What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horse’s backside? A mechanic.
What goes, ‘Clip-clop-clip-clop-Bang!-clip-clop-clip-clop…? An Amish drive-by shooting.
Got a joke that's better than these? Why not submit it